Sassy Cats Ornament

 Ornaments feature rustic designs and "Jingle All The Way Nobody Likes A Half-Assed Jingler," "Whatever Jingles Your Bells," "Every Year It's The Same Shit... You Dress Me Up Like This And Wonder Why I Knock Down All The Ornaments," "I Was Good... The Dog, Not So Much," and "Santa And I Talk Shit About You" sentiments. Ornaments easily hang by attached wire loops.